getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

dicklips-shakirahips:

punkrcks:

A masterpost on things that you could use to do better in school, and maybe to cheat just a little bit. 

Didn’t Listen In Class?  

Calculators & Solvers 

Didn’t Read That Book? 

Citing Sources 

Arts Department (Art, Choir, Band) P.S I take art so I’ll have the most resources for that

General Tips and Tricks 

That’s all. It’s not a lot but I guess it will help. This is my first masterpost and I hope you like it. If any of the links don’t work, just message me. 

batmanandsobbin:

probablymyself:

dbvictoria:

Free Crochet Pattern: Potted Baby Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

Brenda!

SCREECH.  I need to go to michaels to get the stuff to make this!  

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.

Sylvia Plath

fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

(via sadjailbait)

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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andrewhulrey:

anon asked: Infinity On High or From Under The Cork Tree

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

‘None of us will ever make as much money as Kim Kardashian did for her iPhone game.
Jimmy Fallon, 2014 Emmys 8/25/14 (via kimkanyekimye)
BUT CAN WE ALL TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE MAMORU MIYANO

thekagepro24:

HE HAS VOICED…

A MAD SCIENTIST

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A COMIC RELIEF THAT TURNS EMO WHEN HE WEARS SCARVES

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A PERKY BUNNY GUY

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THE DRAMA KING

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A SHINIGAMI’S SON WITH OCD ISSUES

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A SHIRTLESS GUY

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A HUNGRY SICK CUTIE

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A HUNGRY SUPERHUMAN-ANDROID

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THIS PSYCHOTIC ANDROID-SNAKE-THING

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A CIRCUS RINGLEADER

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THIS REALLY CREEPY GUY

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AND FINALLY
FRICKING KIRAimage

THIS HAS BEEN A MAMORU MIYANO APPRECIATION POST

leronde:

me looking at a character i love: look at this piece of shit fuckwad asshole. someone just punch him in the fucking face. terrible. disgusting. illegal trash. utter garbage. i want to strangle him. fuck him lmao FUCK HIM.

someone: That character is terrible.

me: 

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biteme-crowley:

donechesters:

there’s cas

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and there’s castiel

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And they’re both perfect

anchoredfeathers:

When I first laid eyes on Dallon Weekes I was like “yes”

But then I saw this:

and was like “hell yes”.