akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

lazyenigma:

anon: can you make a comic of jack making stairs and gavin getting really annoyed?

sure i can anon

Fall Out Boy Promise To Dance With A Refrigerator If They Win Musical March Madness

kingkitsu:

Why can’t there be an anime from the teacher’s POV??
“Shit… There’s one student with blue hair again…”
“What the fuck are they looking at out the window??”
“No your ass can’t be excused because I know you’re about to perform some magical girl voodoo shit outside!!”

fatbodypolitics:

atomic-glitter:

wocinsolidarity:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

Omg look at petas response
Holy shit what the fuck burn them omg

so when we say fuck PETA you know where we’re coming from

When it comes down to it, considering the fact that they kill most of the animals they’re “saving”, they objectify women in most of their ads, and they don’t give a shit about POCs being harmed for their food, the only population PETA cares about is white American vegan men. That’s funny - sounds like almost everyone else.

Not surprised.

weloveshortvideos:

When you open your eyes during a prayer…

Vine by Marcus Johns

beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza"

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

fluffbutts:

sixpenceee:

If you are looking for the most heart-felt zombie short film, I recommend “Cargo”.

It’s about a man’s struggle to save his baby daughter in the middle of all this havoc. What he comes up with is both clever and upsetting. 

WATCH CARGO

OKAY JUST WATCHED THIS, THE SOLUTION WAS AMAZING WATCH IT OHMYGOD WATCH IT

tbskyen:

an-imaginary-soldier:

enigmarainbow:

darkreed:

onvern:

asksiddian:

autisticpancake:

deltaink:

That’s not cool Tumblr.

no

Reblogging just in case this is true. I’ll get it off my blog here later, but for now….

Yeah if this is true… I’m just leaving this here and may or not remove all art.

TIME TO READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS CHANGES.

what

Bleh

Oh yeah. It’s true.

What makes this even more of a shitshow though? Well, if you don’t feel like digging through all the legalese to find this section, I’ve done it for you. This is what it says as of 2014-01-25, 19:53 PST:

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Read that. Read all of it. Not just the legalese in white. Not just the “skimmer-friendly” version in gray. Read both and notice how they technically, for all legal purposes, say the same things…yet completely contradict one another from any practical standpoint. The gray boxes are all nice and friendly. The legalese is basically a great big ol’ FUCK YOU.

So yeah, signal boost the hell out of this.

Haaaaaaaang on a second. I took this screenshot 2 minutes ago, January 26th 2014, 19:56pm.

"Subscribers retain ownership of all intellectual property rights in their Subscriber Content, and Tumblr and/or third parties retain ownership of all intellectual property rights in all Content other than Subscriber Content."

Which means that no, Tumblr CANNOT reproduce, use or exploit any of your ideas for their profit. You explicitly retain the intellectual property, which is the concept, idea, and the whole of the thing you’ve made.

As for the second part, “subscriber content license to Tumblr,” it’s a license for Tumblr to display the things you put on their website. Without that license, Tumblr can’t allow anyone to so much as click onto your blog because they wouldn’t have have the right to reproduce and copy (i.e. download into your browser) any of the content on it.

It even says so explicitly: “The rights you grant in this license are for the limited purpose of operating the Services in accordance with their functionality” - i.e. to allow posts and reblogs so people can spread the things you upload.

Until someone comes up with THE ACTUAL TEXT of the changes Tumblr are ostensibly planning to make, this smells like hysteria and misunderstandings to me.

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.