"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra
A masterpost on things that you could use to do better in school, and maybe to cheat just a little bit.
Didn’t Listen In Class?
Calculators & Solvers
- Square Root Calculator
- Cube Root Calculator
- Expression Simplifier
- Multi Step Equation Calculator
- Slope Intercept Equation Maker
- Mathway (this can solve almost anything)
- Chemical Equation Balancer
- DESMOS Graphing Calculator
Didn’t Read That Book?
Arts Department (Art, Choir, Band) P.S I take art so I’ll have the most resources for that
- Instrument Tuner
- How To Read A Painting
- Mark Crilley Art Tutorials (mostly manga but with some realism)
- Sophie Chan (mostly manga)
- Oil Painting Techniques
General Tips and Tricks
- Change the time in an email (gmail), for due dates and all
- Block Websites for a specific amount of time
- Note-Taking Techniques
That’s all. It’s not a lot but I guess it will help. This is my first masterpost and I hope you like it. If any of the links don’t work, just message me.
SCREECH. I need to go to michaels to get the stuff to make this!
Red? I think it’s red.
I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.
I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.
Either way, I’m still laughing.
fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
Infinity On Highor From Under The Cork Tree
Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t
federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels
|—||Jimmy Fallon, 2014 Emmys 8/25/14 (via kimkanyekimye)|
HE HAS VOICED…
A MAD SCIENTIST
A COMIC RELIEF THAT TURNS EMO WHEN HE WEARS SCARVES
A PERKY BUNNY GUY
THE DRAMA KING
A SHINIGAMI’S SON WITH OCD ISSUES
A SHIRTLESS GUY
A HUNGRY SICK CUTIE
A HUNGRY SUPERHUMAN-ANDROID
THIS PSYCHOTIC ANDROID-SNAKE-THING
A CIRCUS RINGLEADER
THIS REALLY CREEPY GUY
THIS HAS BEEN A MAMORU MIYANO APPRECIATION POST
me looking at a character i love: look at this piece of shit fuckwad asshole. someone just punch him in the fucking face. terrible. disgusting. illegal trash. utter garbage. i want to strangle him. fuck him lmao FUCK HIM.
someone: That character is terrible.
When I first laid eyes on Dallon Weekes I was like “yes”
But then I saw this:
and was like “hell yes”.